Wednesday, September 06, 2006

A Bit Of Humor *s*


A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

17 Comments:

At 5:00 AM, Blogger Viamarie said...

This is a good one!

Happy Wednesday.

 
At 5:13 AM, Blogger Lazy Daisy said...

That was funny. I liked the picture as much as I liked the joke.

 
At 5:39 AM, Anonymous eph2810 said...

This is cute :) - thanks for sharing...

 
At 5:57 AM, Blogger Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

I read this outloud to my husband, and he and I both LOL!

Thanks for the kind comments on my blog today. We are going to Cancun the last week in October.

 
At 6:31 AM, Blogger TC said...

LOL! too funny!

 
At 6:45 AM, Blogger Beckie said...

Good one! Happy Wednesday~mine is up at http://beckie-photoblog.blogspot.com/

 
At 7:10 AM, Blogger mar said...

love it!!!

 
At 7:20 AM, Blogger Melli said...

LOL! That is funny!

Chi, I took the pic on my WW while sitting at the gas station pumping gas. It was during Eduardo -- it was pouring rain on my windshield! ;)

 
At 7:36 AM, Anonymous Mrs Lifecruiser said...

Ha ha.... That is a funny joke AND picture, we thought so both of us.

Though it's actually sad that it can be like that in real life in some marriages....

I can never understand that, why not do the best of life and have fun together?

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger Just Expressing Myself said...

I'm telling everyone I see today that joke.
Thanks,
Frances

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Cute humor. Thanks for stopping by.

 
At 9:21 AM, Blogger PJ said...

Good one Chi!

 
At 9:33 AM, Anonymous Kailani said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning!

 
At 9:42 AM, Blogger Debby said...

I needed that!
Happy Wednesday!

 
At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Wystful1 said...

OMG! Too, too funny.

I'm trying to make some rounds with blogging this evening. I find I can sit a spell and still not feel too much pain.

I'll hopefully get to my emails in the morning.

Hugs Chi, and thanks a great deal for those laughs.

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger Connie and Rob said...

Great picture to go along with this cute joke.

Take care,
Connie

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger Tigersan said...

OUCH ;)

 

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