Friday, July 07, 2006

The Infamous Mr K Speaks

My Telemarketing Answer


The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered it, I was greeted with "Is this the Infamous Mr. K?" Since he didn't seem to know me, I asked who is calling.

The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that. Then I asked him if he knew the infamous Mr K personally and why was he calling this number.

I then said (off to the side), "Get some pictures of the body at various angles and the blood smears". I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case.

I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call.

The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice. I then told him we had located his position and the police were entering the building to take him into custody, at that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.

Chi asked me, as I returned to our table, why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long time. *s*

6 Comments:

At 5:49 AM, Blogger mar said...

ROFL!!! very well done,wish I could have been there :)
you know, CSI, lol!

 
At 6:49 AM, Blogger Melli said...

BRAVO!!! Goooo Mr. K!!! I'll have to remember this!

 
At 7:37 AM, Blogger Wystful1 said...

Aha!!! So you both like a little intrigue and excitement with your meals, huh?

What a hoot.
Love the story Chi.

Happy Friday.

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger Reverberate58 said...

Chi this is too funny! Did My K really really do this and can I try it sometime! LOL I love it!

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger Connie and Rob said...

You don't need television for entertainment!! Way to go...I think that is a classic.

Take care,
Connie

 
At 10:47 AM, Blogger Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

This was hilarious!

 

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